[ Greg the tech support guy is sitting in a Veterans club along with a veteran. ]
Veteran: Tech support? What the hell kind of wussy veteran experience is that?!
Greg: Look, pal, you try to deal rationally with a horde of puerile, clueless, I-make-more-money-than-you-so-fix-this-now dorks on a daily basis and then tell me who should get a medal.
Veteran: I…I'm sorry. I didn't know...
Greg: Buddy, you have just no idea what real pain is about.