“In Soviet Russia” Additions [satire]
Introduction
Additions to the In Soviet Russia… (or “Soviet reversal”) meme by my friends and me.
“In Soviet Russia” Aphorisms
In Soviet Russia, cats own you. No, wait! Cats own you everywhere.
In Soviet Russia, superstition believe in you.
Author Sawyer X Work Perl-IL Post In Soviet Russia, joke is tired of you.
Author apeiron In Soviet Russia, XSLT codes you. Badly!
In Soviet Russia, food tastes YOU!
Author Leuthihi In Soviet Russia, government is afraid of you!
In Soviet Russia, meme uses You!
Author Volis In Soviet Russia, left keeps you. Always.
Author Volis In Soviet Russia, every time you kill a kitten, god masturbates.
Author GyroTech Work Slashdot post. In Soviet Russia, garbage collects you.
Author mucker
ברוסיה הסובייטית, חתולים הם הבעלים שלך. חכו רגע! הם הבעלים שלך בכל מקום.
ברוסיה הסובייטית, אמונה תפלה מאמינה בך.
Author Sawyer X Work הודעה לרשימת הדיוור של פרל בישראל ברוסיה הסובייטית, לבדיחה נמאס ממך.
Author apeiron ברוסיה הסובייטית, XSLT מתכנתת אותך. גרוע!
ברוסיה הסובייטית, האוכל טועם אותך. (Leuthihi)
Author Leuthihi ברוסיה הסובייטית, הממשלה מפחדת ממך.
ברוסיה הסובייטית, המם משתמשת בך.
Author Volis
Copyright and Licence
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Links
Common Links
These factoids in XML-Grammar-Fortune format - also individually wrapped.
Shlomi Fish’s FAQ - Why are you so obsessed with “facts”/factoids about Chuck Norris/etc.?
“Putting all the Cards on the Table (2013)” (also by me) - mentions what is the second major battle that Chuck Norris lost.
“Putting Cards on the Table (2019-*)” (also by me) - additional update on Chuck Norris and the facts.
See Also
Chuck Norris Facts - another popular Internet meme.
NSA facts - more anti-authoritarianism stuff.