[ « As an example, we can imagine a young girl to write a funny screenplay using GitHub or Google Docs which pits Emma Watson vs. Kim Kardashian on who gets to ride Princess Celestia (= an intelligent, talking, pony horse) next, with Darth Vader and Haman as two "evil", but mutually hating one another, arbiters. Might seem ridiculus, but if I didn't want entertainment in my life, then I'd go watch grass grow. It will be a legal and "ethical" minefield, but I'd bet it'd be easier to follow and more entertaining than Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" was even shortly after LotR was written. » ( — “Commercial Real Person Fan Fiction (RPFs), crossovers and parodies as 2021 geek/hacker imperatives for revitalising the film industry” ) Well, I'm a 44 years old man, but I accepted my own challenge… ] [ Discord, Applejack, Fluttershy, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders (= Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo) are sitting around a bonfire in Equestria at night. ] Discord: Does everypony want to hear a scary story? The rest: "yes", "sure" Discord: Alright! So Emma Watson and Kim Kardashian were sitting on a bench at Rabin Square in Tel Aviv, going over their social media backlog. [ Emma and Kim are sitting and using their smartphones. ] Emma: Hey Kim, check this out: “Basically, there were two sides to the world. There was the entire computer games software industry engaged in a tremendous effort to stamp out piracy, and there was Wobbler. Currently, Wobbler was in front.” [ Reference: Terry Pratchett ] Kim: heh, good one. [ Princess Celestia (= an intelligent, talking, pony horse) gallops behind the bench carrying a human boy on her back. She stops and the boy unmounts. ] Boy: thanks for the ride, your highness [he walks away]. Princess Celestia: my pleasure. Emma: hey, Princess C, can I ride you now? Kim: can I? I'll give you 1,000 dollars! Emma: 2,000! Kim: 3,000! Princess Celestia: hold your ponies, guys. Let me summon some Evil arbiters. +++: Hey, Vader, please come here for a moment. [She whistles.] [ Darth Vader and Haman enter the frame. ] Vader: Greetings, your highness. How can Haman and I help? Princess Celestia: Can you please decide who of Emma and Kim here is going to ride me first? Vader: Sure… how about they do a Chess match? Haman: Checkers! I hate Chess. Vader: you do? Then how about Street Fighter II? Haman: I prefer Mortal Kombat! Vader: Next thing you'd tell me you don't like single-player card games, also known as "Solitaires"! Haman: actually, I'm partial to Freecell… Vader: Really? So am I! +++: OK, the first woman to have solved the first 1,000 Microsoft FreeCell deals … Haman: …in order, and without using an automated solver! Vader: yeah, - shall ride Princess Celestia next! Kim: Sounds good. [Emma and Kim start playing.] Haman: by the way, Vader, I also like the Solitaire game Simple Simon. Vader: Get out! +++: Haman, this seems like the beginning of a beautiful friendship. [Vader and Haman walk away.] Discord's voice: Princess Celestia waited and waited. +++: Actually, she waited for less than a minute, and then cast a spell that made Kim and Emma forget what they were competing for, opened a portal back to Equestria, and stepped through. [Princess Celestia is seen grinning and chuckling.] +++: Emma and Kim kept playing Freecell for 10 more minutes, at which point Shlomi Fish came. Shlomi: hey Kim, hey Em! Let's return to the con now. Kim: not now, Shlomi. Emma and I are competing for who will solve the first 1,000 Microsoft FreeCell deals first. Without using an automated solver. Shlomi: Really? That should take you at least a few good hours. Surely you remember that from us collaborating on fc-solve [References: Emma Watson ; Kim Kardashian]. Emma: Yes, you're right. Kim, do you remember what we were competing for? Kim: No… Emma: Oh well… Let's head over back to the convention then. [They go.] [ Cut to the Equestrian bonfire. ] Discord: and so we'll never know who would have solved the first one thousand Microsoft FreeCell deals first - Emma Watson or Kim Kardashian… muahahaha. Apple Bloom: fun story, Uncle Discord, but it wasn't really scary. Applejack: yeah! Not scary, but fun. Discord: fair enough… I guess one should look at the full half of the glass. [ He snaps his fingers, and a glass of juice with a straw materialises. Discord drinks the bottom half, and the upper half floats in mid-air. ] Fluttershy: I know a story… a joke… not scary, but hopefully fun and funny. +++: So they hold a contest to see which intelligence agency can find a rabbit in a forest as quickly as possible… [ Continuation ] [ * EvilPHish emblem by UserFriendly.org * Princess Celestia still taken from mlp.wikia.com ] [ Emblem: This text is Copyright by Shlomi Fish, 2022 and is made available under the Creative Commons Attribution Noncommercial Share-Alike 4.0 Unported Licence (CC-by-nc-sa) (or at your option - any later version). ] [ Dedication. ]