One does not simply start a story with “And they all lived happily ever after” [satire]
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One does not simply start a story with “And they all lived happily ever after”
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A Guest Lecturer
[ Cheerilee is addressing the pupils in Ponyville's school-house. ]
[ Discord snaps his fingers causing a smartphone to materialise and float in mid-air. He takes the phone, and taps on it. ]
[ Cut to the Cutie Mark Crusaders (= Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo). They are bored trying to listen to Discord.
Cut. ]
[ Cut.
Scootaloo is sleeping and snoring. ]
[ Cut to the Cutie Mark Crusaders; they look angry.
Cut to a long shot showing the school building. ]
[ Discord is shown running, while holding his phone in his right hand, chased by the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
Pause. The screen fades into greyscale. Zoom-out to a page in a book saying “And they all lived happily ever after”. ]
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