The Greek Pantheon of ~2022 AD decides it is high time to hire a 10th muse, in charge of the interactive arts. Thus, it hires Arielle (Regina King, e.g.: in Jerry Maguire), an Afro-American woman, who is happy to be among the first Black hires in a whites-dominated Pantheon. (Reference.)
Other planned episodes:
Athena takes a bet with Dionysus that she will remain under control after getting drunk, and loses more than just the bet…
Hera was convinced to seduce Zeus, and they both hate the new situation because it voids all the excitement.
[ @wilw ( = Wil Wheaton ) approaches. He is Athena's boyfriend, and is going to play Prince Paris of Troy. ]
@wilw: hi Athena! Hi Arielle!
@wilw: I'm sorry, but I'm tired from having researched the Trojan War until late yesterday, and woken up by the alarm clock this morning.
Athena: hey Wil! I appreciate your enthusiasm, but we're only going to start 3 hours from now, and we'll likely improvise quite a bit.
Athena: But since it's an emergency, try this magic potion, which makes you feel awake, until you lie in bed, ready to sleep. It's also caffeine-free and better than caffeine.
Achilles: OK, ok, I'm not getting paid enough to be blown-to-bits by a deranged chick using a bazooka with a mock-Swedish-speaking instructor. [Reference: "mock-Swedish". ]
Pumpkin muppet: hey pal, for your information, mock-Swedish is one of the most beautiful mock-languages of mock-Scandinavia.
Achilles: whatever! Please bring my cardboard double. [He walks over to Athena's other side.]
Chef: to usen de-bazookan, aimen de-bazooka und shooten de-bazooka.
[ Athena shoots, and blows up Achilles' cardboard double. ]
Achilles: wow! That was a great shot!
[ He grabs Athena and kisses her on the lips prolongedly. ]
[ Split 2×2 frames: 1. the Trojan War-reenactment cast; 2. Fluttershy (MLP); 3. Sam the Eagle ( Muppets ) next to a keyboard; 4. a text editor editing Sam’s letter. ]
Sam the Eagle: greetings, all! I am writing a letter-of-protest to the writer of these screenplays.
Sam the Eagle: Dear Mr. Fish,
Sam the Eagle: as you noted, Tiffany Alvord and Fluttershy continued "The trend of shy, needy, sensitive, and easily-hurt females", yet you "have a tendency to depict them both as real badasses".
Sam the Eagle: and indeed:
Sam the Eagle:1. Ms. Shy is seen shooting an RPG-7. [Reference.]
Sam the Eagle:2. Ms. Alvord is seen using a pair of crossbows. [Reference.]
Sam the Eagle:3. Ms. Shy is seen shooting a machine gun. [Reference.]
Sam the Eagle: And now - 4. Ms. Alvord is seen using a bazooka.
Sam the Eagle: such reprehensible depictions of physical warfare!
Sam the Eagle: Moreover, Alvord’s characters are seen kissing those of Jake Coco, Wil Wheaton, and now: Kevin Sorbo.
Sam the Eagle: it is clear that these two fine gentlewomen are not enjoying all that…
Fluttershy: actually…
Sam the Eagle: …and that they are not adequately compensated financially.
Tiffany Alvord: Mr. Eagle, if I may be prudent enough to interrupt: Fluttershy and I are getting adequately paid for that.
Sam the Eagle: I see. Is it a six-figure wage?
[ Tiffany holds 7 fingers and whispers "seven".
Fluttershy is seen jump-diving into a pool of gold coins while wearing a snorkle, not unlike the DuckTales opening. ]
Sam the Eagle: oh, I see. In that case, allow me to revise my letter:
Sam the Eagle: “Dear Mr. Fish, I commend you for generously paying Ms. Alvord and Ms. Shy here. I believe a person who is paid to do warfare is called a "mercenary", while a person who gets paid to provide sexual services is known as a "prostitute", and mercenary and prostitution are both time-honoured professions that we should encourage females and males to pursue.”
[ The cast and Fluttershy do a two-finger-salute, blow a kiss in the air, and thumb-up. Sam the Eagle thumbs up shortly afterwards.
Discord: I'd prefer a Trojan draconequus shaped like me! [ He snaps his fingers and the Trojan object is transformed. ]
Princess Celestia: what?! That's not even a horse! [ She uses her horn and the Trojan object is transformed back. ]
Discord: judge Fluttershy, can you decide?
Fluttershy: OK… according to the court precendents of Applejack vs. Rarity, Twilight Sparkle vs. The State of Equestria, and Pompey vs. Judea, I declare that it should be a mesoamerican style pyramid with a lifesize, but golden, Fluttershy on top.
Discord: fair enough. [ He snaps his fingers and the Trojan object is transformed. ]
[ Many Trojans are excited about the Golden Fluttershy, and climb the pyramid's stairs. The Golden Fluttershy is startled, gasps, and flies away outside the frame. ]
Kermit: and here we can see that one of the 5,372 ships that were launched by Helen's face, namely that of Jason and the Argonauts is setting sail with… one Argonaut. [showing Kevin Sorbo as Hercules.]
Hercules: hey, one Argonaut is better than zero.
Kermit: and you're playing Hercules again?
Hercules: yeah, I'm getting paid enough to let it slide.
Jason: anyway, the Argonauts and I had previously searched for the Golden Fleece and now we're embarking on a search for the Golden Fluttershy.